Choosing a Programming Language: So easy, a caveman can do it

1. Introduction
About a week or two ago, I found myself prompting Google and other search engines with questions like, “what is the best programming language?”, “how to choose a programming language?”, “how to interpret performance benchmarks?”, et ad nauseam. I even took a few cheap-o “what programming language are you?” type quizzes (I, in fact, created this “cheap-o” quiz).

Gimmicks aside, being a non-programmer, I neither have the luxury of being dictated languages to learn nor the opportunity to learn perhaps dozens of languages throughout my career. This lead me down a path in which I felt compelled to choose once, and choose right. In my visionquest to find the “right” one, and after weeks of research, I am no closer to nor am I any more certain about any of these answers. In failure, however, I discovered that I had framed the problem incorrectly. Instead of thinking about learning a programming language as a linear endeavor or as an exercise in academia, I should have remembered the wisdom passed down by my illustrious ancestor, the caveman: “every problem looks like a nail if all you’ve got is a hammer”. Even our great fore-bearers knew that it is better to adopt a synergistic array of tools, so why wasn’t this immediately obvious?

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